Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Story of my Life

I was at da dog on a stick gettin some grub when da lady was like tryin to overcharge ma shih. I was like "Whaddafuh dat be fo?" all loud an shih an den she was like "that's the total sir" an I was like "Sir!? Why you creppin shiznit?" So I took da fries an straight up mashed em into da chalk board menu so it would be all greasy an hard to write on it an shih. She got all up in ma ma bizness bout it so I was like "YO BAYAM!" an slammed ma corndog onto da regista - den I was like "PAYOW" an straight up knocked over the lemonade maka! Den she was all scared an shih an ran to da back so I didn't haves to pay fo shih! Dats some crazy ass gangsta shih mutha fucka!

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