All Points Bulletin:

Phoenix Haus must get sponsored by Minute Maid.  In order to make this dream a reality start writing songs, video concepts, poems, anything you can think of about Minute Maid products.  This thing is going to go viral.  I can just tell.  

If you need something to start you off here are a couple possible verses to build on...

Why You Drink So Much?

Because It's Cherry Limeade.

Throw your glasses in the air

If your shit's that pink shade.

You know we got that cherry, got that lime, got that ade.

You know it's fuckin' tasty 

Cause you know it's Minute Made.

In totally unrelated news I think big shock news like bird flu and the tomato scare are absolutely hilarious/ridiculous... check this shit out!

maybe you've heard it before, but i hadn't until i got over here, and it's in a pretty hip car commercial. i think it's catchy, so check it check it:

This Haus Is A Circus

Berserk as Fuck

What happen to the 80's?

Normally I am not a sucker for awesome/campy shit from the 80's, but lately there seems to be a revival, and I just don't get it. Then I saw this.

Village People Sex over the phone
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Yes, I enjoyed time with a bicycle

I have a confession to make. Even given my known distaste for all things bike, I rented one this weekend, rode it, AND had fun. I went through some mountains, then accidentally through a private sheep farm, then through a pack of middle-aged foreigners congregating in the middle of a forest for a paintball match, then past people shooting bows and arrows at cutouts shaped like cacti, past owls and hawks chained to stumps, then past people tossing boots into buckets. I think I might be all right with bikes after all, it might just take some time.

Summer Lovin'

I just wanted to say excellent rage this weekend.  Way to come together yet again to become intoxicated.  Love you guys.  Can't wait to do it again.