THE ULTIMATE SPRING PIGLET

Anyone remember OOOOH I CAN ORDER MY SPRING PIGLET NOW: The Sam Titze Story?

Well, this funny lol video pretty much shows what I plan to do with my pig whenever I end up getting one, music and all.

guests take dip in beer pool

An Austrian holiday resort is offering guests the chance to swim in a pool containing 42,000 pints of beer.



The beer-filled swimming pool /Europics

The Starkenber Beer Myth resort located in and around the medieval castle of Starkenberger in Austria's Tyrol region has filled seven 13ft long pools with the beer.

The management claims that beer baths heal various skin diseases.

However, some guests are said to have enjoyed drinking their favourite brew while swimming in the pools.

Manager Markus Amann, 23, said: "I would rather swim than swallow, as we serve enough of a cold, fresh tapped beer on the bars next to the pools."

SUMMER PROJECT OHMYGOD

This is my summer project. I invite you to join me on this miraculous journey:

http://iliketurtlezz.blogspot.com/

LIVE: Join me while I'm pissed

I'm currently taking a break (just a week) from my loyalty to Letterman to witness Conan O'Brien's first week at the 11 o'clock slot, and Green Day is performing another song that sounds like every other one they've ever created, and I hate them so much. One of the top three days I can imagine includes Green Day being hit by four buses in the middle of a four-way intersection: all four buses crash into one another, ending in a beautiful explosion. Wow that would be perfect.