Stand up sit down twirl around

I'm about to have an accent american accents are so god damn romantic soothing like a cool wind on a hot day aren't they? no. american accents make you sound a fool. american accents make you sound like youre from texas and like hot dogs a helluvalot. and baseball. now im gonna have t prove my intelligence with nothing but my boyish wit an' some kinda t-shirt slogan or some kinda ditty it'll go hey ho look at me i just got here i flew n i got a nothin in my pocket but a picture of a gal i knew and 5 dollars a wee hee hee boo hoo wish i had euros just like all you give me all your money the end. disregard n forget what i just said.. i don't even care about accents. just saw some big movie with guys with accents and they had guitars and sang and jumped around like a buncha chimpanzees. they were all right i guess. one of them wore a trench coat. he smiled a lot too. if i coulda been any one of those monkeys i woulda been him. so a word of advice pretend youre from england never comb your hair no matter what and dont touch the merchandise.

losing my dang mind

This is me right now. This is my not writing papers in the library.

I am going to hit my head on the table some more.

Dear Diary,

I am sick of school.

Hmph.

In Class

Dear Phoenix,
SUP? I am currently in class and I'm sooooooooo bored. I feel a hard rage coming on this weekend. After all is said and done, we shall be smashed. On a side note my purse always smells like pot and everyone that sits at my table in class may or may not have noticed. ALSO, I can't stop coughing.
ALSO, I watched a bunch of kids in my high school class pass notes in class today and it made me want to write a note.

Catch you on the flip side.

house phoenix.

check out "house phoenix."

not quite as cool as phoenix haus, but a close second . . . don't you think?

Where in the world is Kel Mitchell?

The New Milkstache: Got MilkGuitar?

Everyone, start doing this

Hey guys, i have a present for you.

I am not a monkey

When they put that little cartoon bumblebee in the urinal, it makes me wanna piss all over the floor.

Phoenix of the Day