My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

Can we do this when I get back?

please?

Just replace "D" with "Phoenix House"

Found: Hilarious Montage

I've been attempting to find this since I saw it on TV in Dublin this summer. Start watching at 3 minutes and in a few seconds you'll find a hilarious montage. Gimme gimme more

Chosen oNe.

I am here to make new friends. I hope this works.

www.ruinedphotos.com

Thats all folks.

Quiz

Q: Which country is too big?

A: Russia

I can assume you all got that correct. If not, we need to chat.


In other news, this is a neat picture. Perhaps some of you have heard of Banksy before, but if not, he's a graffiti/stencil artist in England. I wanted to buy some this summer when I was there but I missed two flights on my way over and I didn't have the cash for anything but rage supplies. Look the stuff up - it's pretty clever and equally jawesome.

i'm not here to make friends

Some things to chew on this Thursday

Now that it has started to get cold out, we are all bracing ourselves for vodka weather. Well it's a good thing it's only October, and only 2008 for that matter. There is still plenty of time for it to get colder. When Putin and the Russians take over the world in 2012, it's going to be vodka weather all the time. That means it is going to be cold everywhere, always. Mars is also cold, but it is not very Russian... yet. Also, this calf has two heads.

Little Joy, well named band produce well produced tunes

All right, the strokes arent getting back together until 2009, but another one of everyones favorite new york city rock and roller fab five got another side project out. I'm real excited about this one, as it involves drummer fab morretti's brazilian shit. Last year I dappled in brazilian tunes from the likes of ceantano veloso and gilberto gil, and this stuffs kind of got some strokes simplicity right alongside that bossanova feel... From what I can tell from the first three songs, oh man oh man its lookin good. I'll be seeing these guys in Detroit on November 9th, bout to get crunk. Here's a taste of goodness thanks to youtube.

remember al tv? probably not.

Принцип наиболее благоприятствуемой нации

Putin is going to kill all of the Icelandic people and repopulate the island with land dolphins.

i got yo crazy

womanizer woman womanizer you're a womanizer oh you're a womanizer oh baby

Issues to Ponder

As of late, there have been two things that I just can't stop thinking about:

1. Thanks to Iceland, Russia is coming.
2. The colonization and terraformation of Mars.

Since Iceland's financial fuck up, and the inevitable Russian loan, it appears that the geothermal resort-turned-nation is about to play host to the increasingly aggressive Russians, right here in the West. I never expected Iceland to turn on us for their 'new friend,' Russia. I thought, how are we going to be able to stand up to Russia if it has an outpost so deep in the West? Then, I remembered how at their nearest point, just 4km separate Alaska from Russia, closer than Florida is to Cuba which, clearly, is also closer than Iceland is to the States. As we all know now, Sarah Palin has been fighting the Russians since before she became governor, so we might want to reconsider who we vote for, so that the whole country can combat the Russians just as well. We need her expertise in order to make certain that we can resist Russian aggression on the Eastern frontier of the country. So, here is the deal: If you don't want Iceland to team up with Russia in a fight against all that is good in the world, vote for McCain and Palin. Iceland has always been a threat -- Bjork is evidence enough. I guess we can wear those Russian ushankas, though. I do like them. Anyhow, don't let the Icelandic dream come to fruition. We can't afford to. But, if we do, at least we have an escape route, which is where my second issue comes into play.

Let me just throw this out there: I cannot wait to live on Mars. The photo in this post is what Mars could look like if we go through with the terraforming process. This would be like a whole new opportunity to be an explorer, which is actually my dream career. Too bad there is no exploring left to be done here on Earth. It doesn't sound that hard, and at this point, the journey there is nine months. Everyone loves road trips, so who wouldn't love a nine-month one? We all know that those on Mars would be the best and the brightest. They have already sent some thing called Phoenix up there, so we all know we made the cut. Congratulations, everyone - we're going to take over the universe. 3-2-1 chicken blastoff to Mars.

See you there, and you can thank Iceland for expediting this process.

I love this girl!

Yeah

So good

Welcome to the no spin zone!