I'm about to have an accent american accents are so god damn romantic soothing like a cool wind on a hot day aren't they? no. american accents make you sound a fool. american accents make you sound like youre from texas and like hot dogs a helluvalot. and baseball. now im gonna have t prove my intelligence with nothing but my boyish wit an' some kinda t-shirt slogan or some kinda ditty it'll go hey ho look at me i just got here i flew n i got a nothin in my pocket but a picture of a gal i knew and 5 dollars a wee hee hee boo hoo wish i had euros just like all you give me all your money the end. disregard n forget what i just said.. i don't even care about accents. just saw some big movie with guys with accents and they had guitars and sang and jumped around like a buncha chimpanzees. they were all right i guess. one of them wore a trench coat. he smiled a lot too. if i coulda been any one of those monkeys i woulda been him. so a word of advice pretend youre from england never comb your hair no matter what and dont touch the merchandise.
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I find they hate the british way more than the americans. that might be a Spanish thing, but they´re nice to us. They stereotype brits as drunken fighting assholes that puke in the streets. if you can find one of the girls that claims to find our accent cute, you´re money. i´ll be in madrid from the 8th to the 17th. get there if you can.
i will do all i can to rage the streets of madrid before by the 17th!
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