Friday, June 27, 2008



All Points Bulletin:
Phoenix Haus must get sponsored by Minute Maid.  In order to make this dream a reality start writing songs, video concepts, poems, anything you can think of about Minute Maid products.  This thing is going to go viral.  I can just tell.  
If you need something to start you off here are a couple possible verses to build on...

Why You Drink So Much?
Because It's Cherry Limeade.
Throw your glasses in the air
If your shit's that pink shade.

You know we got that cherry, got that lime, got that ade.
You know it's fuckin' tasty 
Cause you know it's Minute Made.

In totally unrelated news I think big shock news like bird flu and the tomato scare are absolutely hilarious/ridiculous... check this shit out!

3 comments:

Sam Titze said...

i see the perfect music video playing along with those lyrics. it takes place in urban new york and it's just a couple of old women chatting together on a stoop. i like it.

Kevin said...

for 10 percent juice?
bitch, please

smashleyanne said...

Oh it may only be 10% juice, but it's 100% delicious sucka!