HI, MY NAME IS SANDRA LEE AND I MAKE THE WORST SHIT IN THE WORLD. OK, I'M GOING TO PUT THIS BANANA ON A STICK AND ROLL IT IN GRAVY. THEN I'M GOING TO DUMP SEASONING PACKETS AND SPRINKLES ALL OVER EVERYTHING. COCKTAIL TIME! OH MY GOD I LOVE CANDY APPLES. LET'S COOK OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT'S VALENTINES DAY! MY TABLESCAPE IS COVERED IN SHIT BUT THESE GIANT FLOWER POTS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING MAKE IT ALL OK. SORRY ABOUT THE CONFETTI ON YOUR PLATE, BUT TRUST ME, IT WILL MAKE YOUR FOOD TASTE BETTER BECAUSE MY DECORATIONS ARE SO UNPRACTICAL. I MIXED THESE POTATOES WITH BLUE FROSTING BECAUSE IT LOOKS TACKY AND DOESN'T TASTE GOOD! HOW DID I GET MY OWN TV SHOW WHEN I SUCK SO FUCKING HARD?!!?!!