Thursday, January 31, 2008

Scene from Jurassic Park or Happening at the Haus? You decide.


A young blonde enters a dark and abandoned feeling room.  The blonde's heart races as the instructions are read.  
"There's a control box on the wall at the back of the room.  Go to it.  There you will find a temperature gauge.  Change the setting.  Ok, there are going to be three buttons on the left.  Push the third one." 
 The blonde pushes the button, the flashlight beginning tremble slightly, unaware of what the consequences will be.  
"Ok, there are two switches on the left.  Flip them down to turn them off, then quickly turn them back on again.  You'll hear a noise from behind you."  
The blonde hesitates.  "You know I really want a shower, but I don't think this is such a good idea.  Lets wait for Charley or someone to get home."

2 comments:

Eva said...

We needed to check for a BLEED VALVE, that's the problem.

Sam Haapaniemi said...

in my defense, i was trembling because it was so cold.