Thursday, May 22, 2008

KFC Found

I hope everyone is finding plenty of people eating fried chicken throughout the summer so we can create our website and eventually secure the book deal. I have successfully located one of hopefully many KFCs in Dublin. Soon enough I will purchase a family bucket of sorts and take it about the city, finding the perfect photos. Don't forget your assignment, everyone. When fall semester rolls around, I expect a solid compilation of fried chicken photos. I expect nothing but success. If you fail, I will burn every bike in our house, in addition to killing every pet, save Murphy. Fabio will be recollected and eaten, even though he isn't living there. Fuck off.

Eat a dick.

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