SANDRA LEE HATES YOUR MOM

All aboard the Swine Flu Mobile!

Whats Obama doin' bout all this global climate change?

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WATCH THIS TRAILER AND TELL ME YOUR NOT EXCITED

Watch Spike Jonzes Everyone Poops and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Smoking smarties to kill big tobacco

I just read about this phenomenon in Advertising Age. The candy companies must be upset because the kids are smoking the candy instead of eating it. If I was big tobacco, I'd be getting nervous. These two videos are the best.

Public Service Announcements at their finest!

and finally...

THEME SONG OF MY LIFE

if sculptures are cool . . .

. . . aren't underwater sculptures cooler?

check out the underwater sculpture garden in the west indies.

see yas

Thanks for everything, guys. I can't say that I could have asked for anything more from Phoenix Haus. My happiest days of the last few years were here. Don't have too much fun without me next semester.

hey obama you so fine you so fine you blow my mind heyobama

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

Can we do this when I get back?

please?

Some things to chew on this Thursday

Now that it has started to get cold out, we are all bracing ourselves for vodka weather. Well it's a good thing it's only October, and only 2008 for that matter. There is still plenty of time for it to get colder. When Putin and the Russians take over the world in 2012, it's going to be vodka weather all the time. That means it is going to be cold everywhere, always. Mars is also cold, but it is not very Russian... yet. Also, this calf has two heads.

Little Joy, well named band produce well produced tunes

All right, the strokes arent getting back together until 2009, but another one of everyones favorite new york city rock and roller fab five got another side project out. I'm real excited about this one, as it involves drummer fab morretti's brazilian shit. Last year I dappled in brazilian tunes from the likes of ceantano veloso and gilberto gil, and this stuffs kind of got some strokes simplicity right alongside that bossanova feel... From what I can tell from the first three songs, oh man oh man its lookin good. I'll be seeing these guys in Detroit on November 9th, bout to get crunk. Here's a taste of goodness thanks to youtube.