Showing posts with label Jurassic park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jurassic park. Show all posts

Thursday, November 20, 2008

DOUBLE POST

i can say with absolute certainty that scientists don't like movies. 

you might ask "come on now, ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY?"  and i would answer, "yes."

this is because all people who like movies have seen and loved jurassic park. even though movie-lovers love jurassic park, none of them love it enough to reenact it. everyone knows you don't clone dead animals, especially big dead animals. 

these scientists think they can clone MAMMOTH dead animals. therefore, they don't like movies. 


SECOND POST (unrelated)

This woman was arrested for "impeding traffic and chasing children." the report also notes that she was "on a drinking binge."
that sounds like a recipe for some terrified kids to me.