if hillary clinton were president...

Many months ago Ashley posted about some bizarre dreams she had had, and after last night, I can't help but to do the same. My departure from college quantities of raging has induced a certain level of clarity in my dreams that has been unknown to me until these last few months. I intentionally stay up extremely late so I can sleep more deeply than would otherwise be possible, and the results are very strange.

The dream took place first in East Lansing, and, for some reason, President Obama had been assassinated but I was the only one who knew it. I think in my subconscious I forgot Joe Biden was VP because the dream allowed Hillary Clinton to take over and she was delivering speeches charged with feminist rhetoric. There was a parade going down Grand River and it was promoting a waffle party that a number of us ending up going to. There were many different things to put on the waffles and we were all quite pleased with what the new president had done for us, even though I was the only one aware that Hillary was behind the party. Waffles for everyone and all was well again, despite a presidential assassination earlier in the day. As the sun started setting we ended up on the neighbor's roof (still eating waffles) and then I suddenly teleported to the gym in my middle school for an awards ceremony, but awards were never given. Instead, there were sheets of construction paper taped to the walls all the way around, and the person speaking to everyone was just going around and pointing to every sheet and saying its color into the microphone, turning into a weird sort of trance-like hynoptic event. They were only green, orange, gray and yellow, in no particular order until it was just alternating between green and orange. Still, no one was worried about the fact that Obama was assassinated. Then I started panicking about what was happening to the remaining Obama family, and people soon started to think I had lost my mind because I was so convinced that there was an assassination. Finally, a giant apparition of Joe Biden's head and torso appeared in the gym and he explained what had happened, which allowed for people to finally believe me. Hillary was then forced to step down (reluctanly), all waffle parties were over and order was restored on behalf of the new and rightful President Biden.