pabst blue coffin

this man loves pbr so much he wants to be buried inside a giant can of it. frankly this makes no sense to me, but live and let live i suppose. . . or live and let die and get buried in a beer can. 

anyway, to fulfill his weird dreams he made a coffin to carry him to the afterlife in class - first place, blue ribbon winning class. 

you might look at this picture and say "it looks like a cooler, not a coffin," to which i would respond "good observation, blog reader." 

in fact, that is the brilliant part. while this man is still alive he can use his coffin to chill his beverages. now that is what i call a functional alcoholic. cheers.